Wheee!
A couple of things I'd like to say:
1. There is a way to win... err... not lose at least (thats kinda like winning right?). When you get the friendship ending, you're life doesn't go down to 0 like all the other ones.
2. There is a crazy wierd bug when you click headbutt as fast as you can. It does the enemy animation and then goes back to the character's again.
3. If you do decide to make a second one, you should have a boss battle at the end, and make the players think that its beatable, with multiple rounds and different animations at each one. But in reality they all still end in defeat, and the ticker goes back to 0. That'll REALLY wate their time! Muahahah! (And make it so that it seems that the right combination of animations at the end kills the boss).
4. Sweet game... I am just racking up kills while I surf the web anyway, so it isn't really like wasting my time! I could almost make a mouse macro to totally cheat this game if there only wasn't two buttons in different spots (oh well...)